"It’s not news to say I am huge fan of Brooke Bailey, and I have written about her many times before. So what makes this last visit worthy of another mention? I am not sure where to begin so how about with me walking in the door of her new incall downtown? She was wearing a neon orange yoga outfit in a way that only she can wear a yoga outfit. Before I could comment on it though, I had to give her little pup a few treats. I didn’t HAVE to, but I’m trying to win her over and I think it is working. Hardly a bark and she loved the snackies.
Speaking of food, Brooke treated me to a light, delicious breakfast, and a tasty smoothie. What a nice touch that I really appreciated. There is something to be said about chit chat over food. I am a slow eater and tend to talk a lot with people I am comfortable with, so Brooke questioned whether I liked the smoothie. I did, by the way. It was her own creation that included chia seeds, but I forgot to get the recipe.
We then transitioned to the bedroom and, as previously planned, she got on the massage table. While on her stomach, I massaged her back and the effortless conversation continued. It was when she moved to lay on her back that things started to heat up, and the talking died down with a great playlist of music playing in the background. Exploring her body is always amazing and today, because we had almost 3 hours together, I took my time savouring every inch. I pride myself on being very present during sexual encounters and it can result in some truly euphoric feelings, like then with Brooke under my touch. It felt great to draw this out nice and slow. Eventually my hands gave way to kisses and licks. I will leave the rest to your imagination but, trust me, whatever is in your head does not do what happened justice.
After resting my head on her warmth for a few moments, we moved over to the bed. Brooke has a great way of being proactive while allowing me to take the initiative. It was very natural and seamless really. I can’t really describe what happened during this next stage of our time together. Words like intense, pleasurable, connectedness, sweat inducing just don’t do it. I will say that it was one of the most memorable moments I have experienced in my life. For real. In my life.
We lay beside each other afterwards and cuddled and talked in quiet voices. We made enough noises before so it was a good balance. Our time came to an end and I showered and left way too abruptly, because I had a meeting to go to. My meeting, by the way, was not the best but it was cool having my thoughts of bliss swim around inside my head while it was going on. Remember the adults speaking in Charlie Brown? “Whau, whau, whau”.
I said to Brooke that 2 of the best decisions I have made in recent years was (1) contacting her that first time, and (2) reconnecting with her after a bit of a break. Her pictures, including her CAF avatar, are stunning. They still don’t compare to the real woman, in the flesh. One thing I have said before, is that my day is always better because of time spent with Brooke Bailey.
I am smitten. Well, I said that of our first meeting. I am STILL smitten.
Addendum: Once my brain cleared a bit, I texted her because I remembered an ultimate fantasy I expressed about her a long time ago. It was fulfilled today but I forgive myself for not remembering right away because we actually surpassed it. Dreams do come true."
~ Bronze Member
"Brooke Bailey (Fungirledmonton) is Amazing I had a wonderful experience with the lovely Brooke Bailey today and I couldn't be more glad to have taken the plunge and booked with her. When I went on her website and saw her pictures, I was infatuated. When I arrived in her incall, I was speechless. She looked even more beautiful than her pics and safe to say, I was mesmerized. We had a lovely time chatting for a bit before I took a shower, after that was the main event. Ms. Bailey is very talented in the bedroom and as she says, is a pleaser. I can personally attest to that as she more than met my expectations. I was a bit nervous meeting her after seeing her pictures but I was able to settle in quickly and had a lovely time. I was looking for a GFE and she provided nothing short of that. After the main event, I was able to chat with Brooke for a while and it was lovely to just get to know a bit more about her and converse. Her personality is amazing and her brain is just as sophisticated as her. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with her and I can't wait to book again. Thank you so much for the wonderful time Ms. Brooke Bailey."
~ Bronze member
"Brooke Bailey - I’m Speechless
I’m not going to give any details about our date but, without a doubt, Brooke is easily one of the most beautiful women that I’ve ever met.
She’s also kind, funny and sweet.
Her pictures are amazing but I’m being honest when I say that she’s somehow even more gorgeous and sexier in person.
I could go on for hours about Brooke.
Seriously, if you want to meet a true Queen, contact Brooke and you won’t regret it. But please, treat her good. You’ll see her appreciation and it will be the best time you’ve had."
~ Bronze Member
"Why the fuck did I ever stop seeing Brooke Bailey?!
Seriously ***, give your head a shake. WTF? I don’t really have an answer other than it had more to do with where I was at than anything about her. Since exiting CAF, my life has taken a number of “interesting” turns. I still pop in every once in a while but, for the most part, have returned to my regular life. Due to a number of serendipitous events, Brooke and I reconnected first electronically and then live twice. As it happens, our sexual tastes have both changed a bit and we are very close in what we like and are curious about. Because of that, I opted for the Premium experience on both occasions.
I have gone on and on in the past about Brooke, talking about her looks, her strength of character, her positive energy, her sensuality, and her overall sex appeal. For more information, read the reviews here and on her website. What struck me since getting reacquainted, is that my day is so much better before, during, and after seeing her. I was processing why exactly that was and then I heard something on a podcast. The speaker said, “Sex in its best form is fun, pleasurable, connected, and intimate.” Bingo! That was it!
Fun? Always. We laugh with and at each other every single time. Usually it’s because of something I said or did but this past time, I got her too.
Pleasurable? For sure. As much as I strive to be in the moment and in tune with what my body is feeling, she is right there with me. The result is intense.
Connected? We have always had some kind of chemistry, so feeling that connection is amazing when things are in high gear.
Intimate? Very. When two people are in sync with their sexual preferences and tastes, and can fully let go, great things can happen.
Don’t worry, I am not letting my feelings muddy things up here. Age difference aside, I know what we have and what we don’t. It’s cool how Brooke knows I am her biggest cheerleader and that she is self assured enough to be OK it.
I am not “back’ per se, but am writing this to encourage anyone who hasn’t seen her yet, to reach out to her asap. And to those who have seen her in the past, reconnect with her, and if it has been awhile, I am sure you will be asking “Why the fuck did I ever stop seeing Brooke Bailey?!
Thanks Brooke Bailey, the one and only, fungirledmonton!
Your number 1 fan, ********"
~ Bronze member
"I’ll start off by saying that if you are slightly intimidated by the photos of Brooke, you need not be. It’s true that they are amazing photos and they speak to her high level of professionalism. All of that comes shining through when you meet her but so does her warmth and engaging spirit. I was reminded of that when I reconnected with her after six months of not seeing her. As soon as I opened the door, I realized I was in the right place – again. For the next hour, she was totally focussed on our experience together. She has a unique quality of being self-confident and letting you know her preferences, and also being very sensual and in the moment. It was in those sensual moments that I was able to take the lead. It’s not that I “took it“, it’s more that there was this flow back-and-forth that felt very natural and unscripted. Amazing. I will be back to see her again, without a doubt, and I am writing this to encourage you to reach out to her as soon as you can."
~ Bronze Member
"Brooke Bailey. The original Brooke Bailey because there is only one. She was so engaging with me, right off the bat, that on the way out of our first session, I said "I love you". I became a regular of hers and she reminded me about how fun sex can be. We had so many laughs during our visits I can't help smiling thinking of them. There was some firsts for both of us and she is a true bright light of positive energy. I always felt so much better after just being in the same room with her."
~ Bronze member
"Brooke B. - Great Experience! Had the pleasure to schedule some time with Brooke over the weekend and all I can say is she exceeded expectations in everyway! She's gorgeous and pics don't do her justice. It was easy to setup a time to meet and location is easy enough to get to. She was very friendly and calmed my nerves and it was also a pleasure chatting for a bit after we were done. All in all a great experience and would highly recommend!"
~ Copper Member
"Brooke Bailey is legit! I booked a quick 1H session with Brooke Bailey today, it was fantastic! She’s an incredibly gorgeous woman of colour and she is also very sweet. Nice clean incall downtown, she does advertise here, but also on LL, so I can see why some guys might not think it’s a legit ad. But alas, she is real and amazing, not gonna get into too many details but it was worth it."
~ Copper Member
"The Beautiful Brooke Bailey It actually kills me to write this review because Brooke is such a special woman that I didnt want to share... And wish I could keep her all to myself, but it wouldnt be fair to her.
I first saw her add on LL and reached out. She responded quite fast with answers to all my questions, but for some reason at the time I just couldnt pull the trigger. About a week later I noticed an add from Brooke here on CAF so I figured that she has to be real and texted her again. Brooke responded again in no time at all and to my surprise remembered me. We setup a time and before I knew it I was on my way to see her.
I arrived at the downtown apartment and texted her to let her know I was there. She called me and told me where to meet her. I was honestly starting to get nervous because I wasnt sure what to expect, but as soon as I rounded the corner and seen this gorgeous woman standing at the door, I definitely felt better. She was super bubbly and was happy to meet me. We made our way up to her place and was subtly checking her out the whole time. Her apartment was clean and done up nicely, and it was later out kind of neat too.
She led to the washroom / bedroom and gave me a chance to freshen up. After checking my smile in the mirror I mosied on over into the bedroom. Brooke met me in there and I think she could tell I was still nervous so she planet some sweet sweet kisses on me and then graciously offered me some wine. While enjoyed our wine together we chatted a for a little bit. Before I knew it my pants shot off and my face was deep in her voluptuous bosom. Then things started to get real hot when I experienced her incredible oral skills. What made it so nice was that it felt sensual, no jack hammering or chicken choking.
I would have been plenty content with that for the rest of our time. But somehow she new I hadnt experienced a woman before... after a few seconds and the fastest protection sling shot I ever seen, she jumped on top of me and I was in for the ride of my life. I cant remember much because I was having both my minds blow at the same time and quite possibly fainted for a moment. As fast it started it was over and felt a bit bad that it didnt do much for her. She was a good sport about it all and even helped me clean up.
We shared a few more kisses and finished our wine with some more really nice conversation.
Brooke is an incredible woman with out of this word looks that didnt watch the clock. The whole time I was with her I felt like I was her number one priority. She also didnt watch the clock and stay up late for me.
If you have a chance to see her definitely do it and make sure to treat her right. 10/10 across the board."
~ Copper member
"Brooke Bailey Bonus Boudoir
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~ Bronze member
"The Lingering Effect of Brooke Bailey Brooke had quite an effect on me. After I spent time with her this morning, I was driving and reminiscing while listening to a riveting true crime podcast. I later realized I hadn’t heard anything for the past 5 mins because of my daydreaming. I turned off the podcast only to make two majorly wrong turns despite my GPS giving me loud audio directions. After the second wrong turn, I started laughing out loud at the ridiculousness of the situation. Whew.
Now on to the review. Brooke is an amazing person. Ok everyone knows she has an incredible body and a gorgeous face. Her physical attributes piqued my interest, but it was her personality over text that told me I was about to meet someone special.
Comments like “We’re going to have an amazing time” and “Aw you’re so sweet” and “If I don’t make you melt, am I even doing my job?” told me I needed to see her. A couple quick texts back and forth discussing donation and what we both like, and the meeting time was set. Her screening process is simple yet effective. She has you PM her in CAF to verify your CAF handle from the earlier texts. Very smart.
I was buzzed up to her in-call at a convenient central location. When she opened the door, wow. She looked even better in real life. I’m sure the lingerie helped but I couldn’t wait to get her out of that. After a quick shower, we met on the bed and talked for a few minutes. She’s engaging and puts you at ease quickly.
The rest of the activities I’ll keep between us but they far surpassed my already high expectations. She is such a genuine sweetheart. I was so enamoured with her, I think I even said “I love you” on the way out. How does that saying go? Sorry. Not sorry. Give Brooke a call and, like me, you’ll have an amazing time."
~ Bronze member
"Brooke Bailey - WOW !!
I recently had the pleasure of enjoying an hour with Brooke Bailey. Upon entering the suite she greeted me with a hug and kissed me with her extra soft lips. Her sexy voice was calming and arousing from the get go, it was like I entered a dream. She has a gourgous face and her body is something else! Big ass, big boobs with a tiny waist and her skin was so smooth. Besides the fact that she's an absolute goddess her skills in bed were incredible. The BJ that this woman gives is fucking insane. She is VERY talented. Everything else we did in the hour was amazing too, like I said it was like living in a crazy hot dream for an hour. I can't wait to do it again. And her personality is top notch too, she's the sweetest nicest woman and I had a great time talking with her.
Furthermore if your more curious about what she looks like in person go to her CAF page "fungirledmonton" and you can find 2 unfiltered videos she posted in an advertising vid thread that show you just how sexy this gem is. Treat her well gents."
~ Copper member
"Brooke Bailey, Worth the Wait It's difficult to describe how outgoing and attractive this beauty is. I have seen her ad for some time but hadn't taken the plunge, until yesterday. I can't believe I waited that long!
Met for an hour and she knocked my socks off. Amazing personality and attitude and very enthusiastic about our time together. If you're on the fence on seeing her, hop down and run! You won't be disappointed.
Thank you Brooke for a wonderful time."
~ Copper member
"Review: Brooke Bailey, Elite Retreat I had the opportunity to meet Brooke Bailey at Elite Retreat recently. I'll begin my review by saying this: I now know what her previous reviewers were talking about. Do I ever. No pictures of her, no words that I can think of, could come close to capturing how beautiful Brooke is. I guess you could say she has that girl-next-door look -- if, that is, you live next door to the world's hottest modeling agency. Her eyes, her smile, her lips all exude a warm, erotic beauty that is unique. And, to borrow a phrase from John Mayer, her body is a wonderland -- she has such soft curves, smooth skin, beautifully-sloped shoulders, and breasts that will make men weep with joy (try to hold that weeping back until you get to your car, btw).
And, it turns out that she is also a sweetheart. She is so kind! She was sultry and fully-engaged in providing me with the best experience I could imagine. She is educated, smart, funny, well-travelled and genuinely interested in making your time with her memorable. Her service was ... well, her service was absolutely incredible. She provided me with erotic pleasures that I had pretty much forgotten existed, to be honest. She is adventurous and generous, and despite my own performance limitations, she made me feel fantastic.
I know this review doesn't have all the details that some readers like. So you will just have to trust me: Brooke Bailey is a man's dream come true, in my opinion. Her beauty, her friendliness and her authentic kindness were only just the beginning of a session I won't soon forget. My biggest problem now is figuring out how I will get to sleep tonight with all of those images of her resonating in my mind."
~ Bronze member
"Brooke Bailey is definitely a Fun Girl in Edmonton
This morning I woke up with a desire to see someone today. I had seen Brooke's ads and reviews in the past and was always tempted to reach out. But lately I haven't engaged in this hobby much over the last several months due to some personal disappointments. I've digressed. I impulsively texted Brooke, figuring it was probably a bit of a long shot for a same day session but she responded very quickly and we agreed to meet her at her incall. Her texts were pleasant and quick (not that I expect it quick) which was a pleasant surprise. We agreed on her extreme GFE menu and boy am I glad I did. Got to her condo and she opens the door with this gorgeous smile. It was actually one of the things that attracted me to her ad in the first place but also just beautiful from head to toe with natural curves in all the right places. I was just coming from work related activities and requested that I take a quick shower. I get into the bedroom and there is 2 glasses and a bottle of red wine waiting for us. What a nice unexpected touch. I've only experienced that with 2 other women before (whom I adore) but they are in the States. Before we partake in our wine tasting, she starts to kiss me and she has the most luscious lips to boot. We then sit by the bed, converse and drink a glass of wine each, then put down our glasses and start to go at it. All I can say is I'm glad I met her today. She really gets into the session which is great because there is nothing worse than being with a woman who is not that interested. Her bj was simply out of this world and easily one of the best I have ever experienced. I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Second round consisted more bj, daty, and multiple positions. She definitely did not rush me out the door as I noticed that we were a little bit over on time. After I showered, she walked me to the door, gave me several more kisses and hugs. I would HIGHLY recommend anyone who was contemplating seeing her. The only thing that would have made the session better is if there were 2 of her."
~ Bronze member
"Brooke Bailey. More amazing than ever. Brooke Bailey is back in Edmonton and I was lucky enough to see her for a two hour get together. What can I say that I haven’t said before? She’s amazing. I didn’t realize how much I missed her until I saw her sparkling eyes and bright smile peeking from behind the door as I entered her new and upscale in-call. I was so distracted by that look, that I didn’t even notice what or how little she was wearing. It didn’t take me long to notice though. Her bedroom is nice and bright and she has a new massage table, which we tried out extensively. I won’t say that our time together went by way too fast. Instead I’ll say it went by fast AND I enjoyed every second of it. There were times when I couldn’t believe I was there with her. She is so positive, upbeat, and also very sensual. We can be in the middle of something hot and steamy and still bust out laughing at something, usually something I did or said unintentionally. At least I have finally learned to laugh at my foibles.
Good sexual connection takes two, and Brooke is comfortable saying what she wants. I value that trust we’ve developed with each other. We can express ourselves without fear or judgement. When barriers are removed, wonderful things can happen and today, with Brooke, they definitely did."
~ Bronze member